Satisfaction, not Spongebob Squarepants

Part of my regular morning routine is the task of filling an old plastic 500ml drinks bottle with a full measure of good, simple, honest tap water. It is a great blessing, which I do often. Also something which I do often is brushing my teeth.

To do this I have to put the full bottle on the side of the sink. Strangely, it sometimes stays there. I leave the house briskly, off for another day up at campus. It stays by the sink. Unconsumed. Without the fruition of its purpose.

What this leads to is that I feel I need to buy a drink during the day. All I really want is a bottle to fill up with tap water, so I don't want a can. So it's the Evian machine for me.

But buying water for 80p is an unconscienable event, so I go for the orange drink option. What comes out is not the listed option, however; rather it is Spongebob Squarepants Orange water. Mmmm. Also, only 330ml, not the 500ml like the Evian bottles.

Oh well.